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ON Y VA "onnee - var" = LET'S GO "letts - go"
DEGAGE! "day garsh" = PISS OFF! "pis orf"
J'AI SOIF! "jay swaff" = IM THIRSTY "am thurr steee"
CALIN "kah lann" = CUDDLE " kuhdd al"

So stoked Barrack won the US elections.... please forgive me for tainting this place with Politics...

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward
ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house
training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.

i know i shouldnt keep on about the name

this sailing boat got caught in the crazy storm and was washed up outside the bar at 4 am.... and the boat was called "herpes"... not sure what to make of that name & circumstance connection really....

brrrrrrrrrr....chilly weather indeed, but what's worse is the town during the week is so dull at the mo that the only subject i mention in my first historic blog is the weather...things can only get better!!